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Blogs > somelikithot69 > Scribbles

Cover Up  

somelikithot69 67M   
20 posts
5/15/2008 10:23 am
Cover Up
Condom Slogans

  1. Cover your stump before you hump

  2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker

  3. Don't be silly, protect your willy

  4. When in doubt, shroud your spout

  5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner

  6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong

  7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it

  8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey

  9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize

  10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

  11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

  12. If you go into heat, package your meat

  13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis

  14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse

  15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member

  16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker

  17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool

  18. The right selection will protect your erection

  19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil

  20. A crank with armor will never harm her

  21. No glove, no love
thethicknineinch 46M
Ask me for a photo

5/15/2008 11:00 am

 i understand


sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
5/19/2008 7:51 am

 these were good my friend
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Seduce my mind and my body


somelikithot69 replies on 5/19/2008 9:41 am:
thanks sweetie i'm glad you enjoyed them...

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