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Blogs > jeffandBonna > *♱* PURPLE MADNESS*♱*

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jeffandBonna 57M/66F
1515 posts
12/3/2008 10:28 pm
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Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.

Set timer for 10 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!

Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

Keep extra Polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.

If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

Don't even think about trying it twice.




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sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
12/5/2008 8:20 pm

 lol at don't even think about doing it twice LOL LOL
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Seduce my mind and my body


jeffandBonna replies on 12/10/2008 9:50 am:
I know!!
Funny huh?

SverigesAngel 60F
17328 posts
12/4/2008 9:42 am
The Odin FINALS have started!!! I know.... About damned time!!!
"Two men enters, one man leaves!"

Come vote, like NOW, pretty please?!


Yeah, I know it's your blog and this might be completely irrelevant to your excellent post, but I'm the The Swedish Viking Queen of self promotion, so come on over and kiss my flat lily white bootee if you don't like it!

Odin 2008 The FINALS are FINALLY here


jeffandBonna replies on 12/4/2008 7:56 pm:
Okie Dokie Smokie.
On my way!!

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