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Top Ten Signs The Government Is Spying On You  

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3/31/2008 10:12 am
Top Ten Signs The Government Is Spying On You
Top Ten Signs The Government Is Spying On You

10) You turn on television and see a live feed of your shower

9) While you're ordering pizza, mysterious voice on the phone tells you to forget the mushrooms

There's been an ice cream truck parked outside your house for 9 months

7) Your has an antenna

6) You came home early and found an agent dusting your wife for prints

5) Your cat has an antenna

4) After eating a falafel, your name was added to the "Do Not Fly" list

3) Drudge Report features exclusive news about your breakfast

2) CIA director Hayden calls and says, "Judging by these surveillance photos, you should get that thing on your ass looked at"

1) During State of the Union, President suggests you to talk to your doctor about Levitra -Letterman

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