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Blogs > pickletink > The Penultimate Word

Date Night  

pickletink 60F
69 posts
8/20/2017 5:06 pm
Date Night

I just realized....I am having Date Night with myself!
I had a lovely pedicure today and now my feet are sexy. I am freshly shaved. I just ordered a pizza and am awaiting delivery. My plan for the evening is to eat some pizza, then take myself to the bedroom and make love to me. The vibrator is charging and I am hoping Literotica has some hot new stories to stir my imagination. I plan to spend at least an hour, and maybe two, pleasuring myself, and having several massive orgasms. Then I plan to do a few necessary household chores, eat some more pizza and<b> snuggle </font></b>into bed.

Does anyone else do this?

Ooooo, the pizza is here! Gotta go!

TraitorVic 55M  
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3 posts
8/25/2017 5:45 pm

 Your blog, titled the Penultimate Word, doesn't seem all that final to me. Why date yourself when sex is such a ubiquitous activity for ladies. They literally need only say the word and a willing suitor would arrive. But that isn't the point is it? Perhaps instead of a penultimate word, you're looking for a penultimate fuck and choose the alternative of self pleasure in lieu of the fact that the later is difficult, if not impossible to find?


pickletink replies on 9/10/2017 10:05 pm:
Wow. Penultimate means the next to the last. Not the final. Therefore, The Penultimate Word me "The next to the last word". Probably why it doesn't seem that final..

69ereatwetpussy 61M
6774 posts
8/20/2017 6:43 pm

 tip the delivery guy good flash him well I kind of did that in another way. no toys. I used my phone calling a friend told her a story for her as I played with myself try not to cum knowing she was sleeping and when she awakes to read it she will call and finish the job for both of us. she did call back and we both cum together for we are 3 hours apart. think i'll do it now before I go to bed she working so after she gets home she will wake me. good night, sweet dreams, enjoy yourself and cum often.


benard69 66M/66F

8/20/2017 6:40 pm

 Yeah but we do the Pizza guy too!


pickletink replies on 8/20/2017 6:59 pm:
Lucky you! And lucky delivery man!

oldbstrd55 67M
3292 posts
8/20/2017 6:10 pm

 I had a threesome this morning. Me, Myself and I had a great time.


hrdallnght4u 67M

8/20/2017 6:08 pm

 I would love to be the one delivering Your pizza..I could help You out with the
many orgasms..
You can't expect to be Old & Wise..If You were never Young & Crazy!!!


chaso5 65M
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8/20/2017 5:51 pm

 Sounds like a fun night! Wish I was there!


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