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Blogs > Jierks_Jently > Jierks Jently - Sex Agent

Your Agency Needs You  

Jierks_Jently 54M
226 posts
7/30/2011 2:52 am
Your Agency Needs You

Help!

The International Sex Agency has been infiltrated by moles and I have been held captive in my own dungeon beneath the disused East Wing of Jently Hall for six months. They must have tunnelled in from the nearby golf course.

My arch Nemesis Elementria Mydia-Watson has me shackled to the rack in black leather boxer shorts while the hideous Blowfish cavorts naked in front of me attempting to blunt my enormous sex drive.

The images are becoming too horrible to blot out. I am only able to contact you as Elementria has left her laptop open and gone up to the main Hall. She has to maintain a semblance of normality so that the<b> daisy chain </font></b>makers of Lesbian Stone Circlet don’t realize anything is wrong and mount a rescue party.

Agents across the world, please send a rescue party for them to mount. The agency head quarters have been compromised. We must re-unite and save Hugh Jorgan!

I have to go, Blowfish is returning. I will contact you again as soon as her vile swollen countenance is averted.
JJ

Jierks_Jently 54M
378 posts
8/5/2011 4:12 am
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Prankster? Chance would be a fine thing! In fact yes, at times like these I do wonder if I am crazy. Who wouldn't, chained up and faced with the most hideous woman in history?

Were all those hours of training at Cambridge really worth it, sandwiched between the legs of the most perfect of English Roses, soaking up the skills I would need as an international sex agent?

But then I remember, the continuation of the weatern world as a sex-based society depends on my libido. Bring shortbread: The Game's afoot!


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