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Blogs > sweetyguy32000 > sweetyguy's world

t'was the night before christmas  

sweetyguy32000 59M
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12/23/2009 7:51 pm

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12/23/2009 7:52 pm
t'was the night before christmas
t'was the night before chrismas and all though the house,
the whole damn family was drunk as a louse.
mom was in prision, dad was in jail,
sis on the corner yelling "pussy for sale!"
out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
i jumped off my girlfriend to see was the matter.
away to the window i flew like a flash,
slipped on a brick and busted my ass.
what beyond my bloody eyes should appear,
but a little fat bastard with eight tiny reindeer.
he flew down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
i knew at the moment that the bastard had fell.
he started stuffing the stockings with rubbers and beer,
and a big fat dick for the family queer.
i heard him exclaim as he rode out of sight,
"piss on you all, it's been a hell of a night!"

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