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Blogs > sweetyguy32000 > sweetyguy's world

you know you're a redneck jedi when...  

sweetyguy32000 59M
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7/19/2009 4:33 pm
you know you're a redneck jedi when...

you hear "luke i am your father...and your uncle..."

you ever said the phrase, "may the force be with y'all"

your jedi robe is camouflage

you have ever used a light saber to open a bud light

at least one wing of your x-wings is primer colored

you can easily describe the taste of ewok

you have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard

the worst part of spending time on dagobah is the dadgum skeeters

wookies are offended by your b.o.

you have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial

you have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling

you have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up

you have a confedederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder

you ever fantasized about princss leia wearing daisy duke shorts

you have the doors of your x-wing welded shut and you have to get in though the window

you have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to chewbacca

you suggested that they outfit the millennium falcon with redwood deck

you were the only person person drinking jack daniels during the cantina scene

your father has ever said to you, "shoot, come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

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