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GUIDO THE ITALIAN LOVER  

crystalclear4u2 64F
779 posts
6/8/2007 6:04 am

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7/14/2007 1:41 pm
GUIDO THE ITALIAN LOVER

GUIDO THE ITALIAN LOVER A virile, middle aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed
to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.

Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where
he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed.

This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion.

The sex finally ends and, again, Guido<b> smiles </font></b>and asks, "You finish?"

Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he
barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes,<b> smiles </font></b>proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, "No, I'm Norwegian."

crystalclear4u2 64F
1223 posts
6/8/2007 9:45 pm
    Quoting  :
giggles glad u like it mzhuny
i thought it was prudy darn funny myself lol
getting ready to post one about chicken sandwiches
i bet it makes u giggle & snicker just as much

~hugz~
crystal


crystalclear4u2 64F
1223 posts
6/10/2007 2:34 pm
    Quoting  :
for u anytyme i surely will
i iz full of them...........
mmmmm or sumthang lol
u know me i'm the
GIGGLE QUEEN
well when i'm not writeing something DEEP lol
mmmm u know mutiple personailys he he he

~he he ha ha ho ho~
crystal or was that cybil lol


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