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What is a Hose Woman?
What is a Hose Woman? There are Hose Women now as well as Worm Women. I know this to be true, because Hiippiechick said so. What are Hose Women I wonder? Maybe those sexy women I see around who wear those figure hugging leggings? Or the girls at the car wash? Or maybe a dominatrix who will whip you with a garden hose pipe before dragging you off into the dahlias for a quick bunk up behind the potting sheds? Women who will only have sex with a man who has a knob like a hose? Who knows about the Hose? Or I suppose that could be spelt 'hos? |
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Just in case there are words missing in the post: There are Hose Women now as well as Worm Women. I know this to be true, because Hiippiechick said so. What are Hose Women I wonder? Maybe those sexy women I see around who wear those figure hugging leggings? Or the girls at the car wash? Or maybe a dominatrix who will whip you with a garden hose pipe before dragging you off into the dahlias for a quick bunk up behind the potting sheds? Women who will only have sex with a man who has a knob like a hose? Who knows about the Hose? Or I suppose that could be spelt 'hos?
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Good point, it could have been "horse." But if we are going down the typo route, then maybe I know really, what it was meant to be. But then Hip said she would never leave a typo, lol.
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Hose is the latest in bait for coarse fishing, obviously which is why you have worm women and hose women. Ye put a pair of used ladies tights in the water, kinda acts like chum, with all those feromones!!! Hope you're well McDream!
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I love the idea of a garden dominatrix whaling on someone with a hose (in the kink community, ordinary objects that can be used for bdsm purposes are called "pervertables" - I've now added garden hose to the list). Hmmmm perhaps I need to build a taller back yard fence...
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I read it as Horse woman too! and i thought --- there's only Horse men! They're called Centaurs! And Goat men! Fauns. I have a feeling spring is on it's way! we're having all kinds of wild life showing up in the blogs!!! --Author Unknown
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Yeah, I know that. It's annoying, I feel for you. I think this was really a typo, but I was just having a bit of fun with it.
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Hose is the latest in bait for coarse fishing, obviously which is why you have worm women and hose women. Ye put a pair of used ladies tights in the water, kinda acts like chum, with all those feromones!!! Hope you're well McDream!
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I love the idea of a garden dominatrix whaling on someone with a hose (in the kink community, ordinary objects that can be used for bdsm purposes are called "pervertables" - I've now added garden hose to the list). Hmmmm perhaps I need to build a taller back yard fence...
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I read it as Horse woman too! and i thought --- there's only Horse men! They're called Centaurs! And Goat men! Fauns. I have a feeling spring is on it's way! we're having all kinds of wild life showing up in the blogs!!!
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I LOVE this!! it TRUly IS SprinG!!! Ideas are sprouting all over the place too!! --Author Unknown
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You're a riot, Dreamer, getting people all sexed up over a typo!
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You're a riot, Dreamer, getting people all sexed up over a typo!
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