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Blogs > rm_dizzyandfun > A DAY IN THE LIFE....

Ann Summers part Deux  

rm_dizzyandfun 55F
975 posts
8/14/2005 5:12 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm
Ann Summers part Deux

Well. Are they pitfalls or prat falls lol?? Not being used to these "toys", and living alone, has brought its own set of stories.
First was the telephone engineer. This particular day I was working from home..no rush to get up..so I spent time with my toy. Afterwards I left it on the bedside table..standing up..while I took a phone call. Forgot about it. Next thing the telephone engineer buzzed from downstairs, so I let him in ..still talking on the phone. Ended that call and the engineer told me I had 3 outlets..just as he said that my mobile rang again so I answered ..just catching the engineers mutter that he d go and find them himself. Oh shit. Halfway through the phone conversation I had a flashback. Just as I ran to the bedroom door..the engineer opened it and went in. He beat me by seconds.....I just stood there rooted to the spot, too late anyway, so I walked out and left him to it LOL.
2nd instance was my younger brother. Again, same kind of situation. He had a pair of curtains he d bought but were too big for his place. Out of the goodness of his heart he thought they might go nice in my bedroom. Me on the phone again..he making hand signals and pointing to the bedroom.....Vibrator lying right in the centre of the bed - which he had to stand on to measure the curtains......fuckkkkkkkkkk

I m beginning to hate<b> vibrators </font></b>LOL

Having said that...I miss that particular one. Miss it because, again, I left it on the bedside table. Next thing I know I m in the lounge (damn phone LO and realise my sweet little puppy is ever so quiet. Too quiet. Far toooooooo quiet LOL.

Uh huh..you guessed....he was having a fine old time with his new chew toy. He ATE it LOL.

Guess me and<b> vibrators </font></b>were not meant to be !!

Handcuffs...now...I ll save that one for another day LOL.

Diz xxx

rm_dizzyandfun 55F
752 posts
8/14/2005 2:04 pm

 The pictures disappeared for some reason.....sorry !!!


rm_dizzyandfun 55F
752 posts
8/14/2005 2:05 pm

 Display cabinets !! I couldnt remember what they were called LOL. Hopefully we ll find more than one replacement no??
RoflmAo.

D xxx


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