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Thong = sexy time I learned today that having insurance is awesome . I'm used to paying roughly ALL MY MONEY any time went to the doctor plus 50-100 bucks (at least) for any prescription afterwards . A $75 co-pay and a $2 antibiotics is happier . I need to remember that next time I'm at work stewing angrily . Do it for the insurance Little Jimmy ! You may be thinking to yourself "40 you worked for a massive multi-national megacorp before how did you not have insurance" . Well Virginia companies don't make the top of the Fortune 500 but giving out "benefits" or by following "ethical business practices" or by "not blatantly stealing from people" or by "not causing a recession from which we're still recovering" . That's just not how it's done .  Remember the TNG episode "the Naked Now" ? I do . Because I just watched it the other day . Since my James Bond project was ruined I'm going to re-watch TNG , not sure why though because it's all terrible . Anyway , what I had forgotten was this was the SECOND episode . Pretty much every sci-fi show eventually does the "everyone's wasted on magic space juice" episode so the actors can all feel each other up while the fanboys flog their little knobs but having that episode be the second of the entire series is insane . You need to develop the characters before you then show them acting out of character .  Like most of the entire first season this episode is widely reviled but everyone remembers it because it's the one where Data and Tasha Yar bang . Everyone knows that they did this because it was very important to answer the question "does Data have a dick ?" BUT what most people don't know is the other major reason for this was to make sure people knew that Tasha Yar wasn't a<b> lesbo . </font></b>Which seems somewhat against the Star Trek message of "one humanity" and acceptance and niceness and whatnot but you know it was 1987 . I always forget that show started in the damn 80s . Anyway they were so worried about the Tasha Yar character being "threatening" with her manliness that they made sure she fucked right off the bat . Although she did choose to fuck a robot so . . . dunno ? I did dig the scene of Troi (in her horrible outfit) being all catty with Yar when she found her looking through her clothes for something slutty to wear . After that though one has to question - where did she get that outfit ? Why did she decide that slicked back 80's Gordan Gecko hair with a little curly Q on the forehead was a sexy look ? And why would you think bringing up your horrible childhood is a good seduction strategy ? The next scene with 'just got laid" Data was pretty fantastic though . If I haven't said so I have fulfilled my 2018 goal of getting a purple thong . Sorry for those of you who were against it . Congrats to those of you who were for it ! I haven't posted a picture because it didn't end up being as funny as I hoped - it's not bad enough to be funny but it's not good enough to want to share . It's the opposite of the sweet spot , it's the sour spot . I find a lot of my ideas fall into this zone . Anyway , I've only wore it a couple times for sexy fun adventures and when I put it on today I immediately got what some scientist call an "erection" . And I have to wonder why this is . Is it because I'm a secret nancy boy who wants to flounce around in silky underwear ? Is it just because it's some new and weird touching my junk ? Or is it because my brain associates thong with sexy time ? No one knows . Even fewer care .  And finally , I have been soundly and widely mocking the new movie Red Sparrow because all the trailers I've seen are essentially just "Hey you want to see J-Law bang a bunch of dudes ? Huh ? Come on , it's J-law !" but I've seen a couple more trailers now where they're toning down the "SEX SEX SEXY SEXINESS SEX JLAW !!!!" aspect and playing up the spy angle a little more . I'm still not going to see it but I'll probably stop making fun of it as much . Probably . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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OBVIOUSLY your brain associates thing with sexytime, due to the super hot lady who photographed you in it (Even though the results were sour. Sad trombone.)  
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TNG was a horrible mistake, totally gay, but Hollywood figured they would pander to the gender-messed up population. ....Shit!! Way to mess up a perfectly good scifi , especially after having Kirk as captain. The one and only believable captain of the series.
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