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Sometimes you eat the bear
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Sometimes you eat the bear Once upon a time there was a show called Homicide : Life on the Street that was great for several seasons and then still pretty good when NBC fired half the people on it and replaced them with sexy young characters that everyone hated . It has since been mostly surpassed by the Wire as it was based on the same book done by the same dude and actually had some the same stories on it - but you know it was newer so it was better . Although it just got cancelled instead of having half the cast fired and replaced with the young and sexy . Possibly because they started out with younger sexier people -<b> lesson </font></b>learned there , you can extend your show a couple seasons if you start with a low bar . Anyway on this show there was a running gag where Mildrick would be finishing a joke and say "You're not here to hunt are you ?" and everyone would pack up laughing . But you never heard the set-up . I just thought it was a thing they did for the show but it's the punchline to an actual joke . A dude is out hunting and he doesn't get anything and he's about to pack it in for the day when he sees a bear . And he blasts off a shot but he misses . And the bear says "hey you just tried to shoot me !" and the guy claims that it was an accident and the gun just went off . But the bear doesn't buy it so he says "For that I'm going to fuck you in the ass" . And there's nothing the man can do so the bear goes to town on his asshole . Afterwards the bear is walking back into the woods and the man grabs his gun and shoots at him again and again he misses . And the bear is outraged "Dude , didn't you learn your<b> lesson </font></b>? Now you have to suck my dick ." And the guy can't do anything about it so he has to suck the bear dick . After he gets done the bear starts to head off into the woods once more and the guy picks up his gun and shoots at him a THIRD time and he misses AGAIN ! And the bear turns back to him and says "You're not here to hunt are you ?"  The sad thing is this joke is based on a true story . You see back in the day gay dudes were so afraid to come out of the closet that they had on choice but to resort to having sex with talking bears in the woods . Thankfully these are more enlightened times but they term "bear" is still used in gay culture so they we never forget those dark ages past . A couple of people have asked what I did on New Year's Eve .  Also it seems like this site worked a lot better for me when I was a standard member . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Sick story. Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth. If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.
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Yesterday, lady dick sucking. Today, bear dick sucking. Can barely wait to see whose dick gets sucked tomorrow! btw - you did NOT do that on NYE cuz you don't drink. btwbtw - If you send me a lucha libre mask, I will wear it for HNW. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Great joke. And I guess I won't be offering you points again, heh.   
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Definitely an imagination
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