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I don't need to flirt , I seduce with my awkwardness
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I don't need to flirt , I seduce with my awkwardness So this fella comes up to me today and he goes "Do you think Busy Phillips is attractive ?" and so I says to him I says "That's a weird question bro , and also yeah , I think she's attractive ." And then he starts going on and on and ON about how he doesn't think she's attractive . After a few minutes my politeness at pretending I cared what he had to say expired and I turned back to my work . Now usually when I do this the person talking at me just keeps talking because they don't really care (or notice) if I'm paying attention . But this fellow was of a different breed altogether . He put his hand on my shoulder (don't touch me bro) and said "Hey , don't you think we should come to a consensus on this ?" and I shrugged and said "Not really" . The look that came over his face was quite perplexing - I've probably seen a more hangdog expression in my life but not often . It's hard to fathom why us being on the same page about Busy Phillips would be important to anyone on earth , including Busy Phillips . He was still milling around so I asks him I asks "Are we part of some committee that I'm not aware of that's tasked with coming up with an answer to the question of Busy Phillips attractiveness ?" Which I guess wasn't very nice . Speaking of , I stopped at the Fast Stop on the way home and this dude behind me in line let a sexy lady go ahead of him and then she made a move like she was expecting me to do the same thing - but I stood firm . A few seconds later and I'm going out she runs up to me and asks why I didn't let her go ahead of me and so I says "Why would I ?" And she said "Well it would have been nice" and I agreed that it would have been and then she demanded to know if I was agreeing it was nice why I didn't do it . And so I remarked "I don't know , it would be nice if you gave me 50 dollars too but I bet you're not going to do that either ." Which brings me to my question - when someone signals that they want to come into your lane while driving do you get out of their way ? Some people get real mad about that . I didn't sleep very well last night at all . I've been pretty stressed about my new job . It's funny how there's different kinds of stress . I was stressed about my old job but it was like unimportant stress that didn't bother me . Whereas this is more the kind of thing where my mind races and I just turn things over and over and over in my mind - which used to be my big issue back when I was a and had frequent insomnia . I hope that's not starting up again . Sleep is a funny old thing isn't it ? I can't think of anything else that your body needs that is rejected sometimes when you try to give it to it . Also I had a dream that I was unclogging a toilet which has to rank #1 of the all time worst use of a dream . I've had dreams before that were just me at work and were boring , but this has to take the cake . Whoever makes my dreams is clearly out of ideas . Bond Henchwoman of the day - Fiona Volpe  She had a totally dope motorcycle , a totally epic line where she slanders Bond's magic cock and then he kills her by using her a human shield - which was the first time Bond killed a woman . It caused quite a stir at the time . Although the bigger question to me is why did she start dancing with him in the first place ? I once wrote a screenplay about a man in the process a sex change to seduce James Bond under the theory that no biological woman could resist his charms . A lot of people would die for their country by how many would give up their genitals ? Some probably . Meanwhile ,<b> wrestling </font></b>;  Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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It sounds like your new job is going to be an equally good source of quirky stories and I'm happy about that, but not at all happy if it's keeping you up at night. Hopefully once the strangeness of a new place wears off it won't be as stressful. (off to google Busy Phillips)   
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Oh, I remember her now, she was in Freaks and Geeks. She's cute. Let me guess, the guy who thought she was unattractive isn't exactly a prize himself?
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