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Will eat pussy for food  

40Deuce 46M
4635 posts
11/18/2017 5:55 pm

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11/19/2017 1:33 pm

Will eat pussy for food

I like apes better than monkeys but I realized the other day that Beppo the Super Monkey was a good guy but all the powered apes are bad ;

Gorilla Grodd
The Ultrahumanite
The Ape Gang
Monsieur Mallah
Titano the Super-Ape

So what conclusion can we draw from this ? Apes are smarter than monkeys , ergo smartness must lead to evil . Watch out for Steven Hawking is all I'm saying .

Meanwhile , wrestling ;



I've been debating ALL day if I should do a "normal" post or a post decrying the 17 or so stories this week about wrestlers and sexual assault . I decided to go with the former but here is one disturbing thing I learned about myself . One of the victims is a lady wrestler and her gimmick is a super-slut and she posts tons of semi-nude photos of herself and jokes about blowing guys on the way to the gym . After her allegations become public she posted a picture of herself with her tits hanging out being all sexy and said "does this make you believe me less ?"

And it doesn't but I have to confess that in my heart of hearts it does make me wonder if maybe her experience wasn't as bad as it would be for a "normal" woman . Which I know is wrong but that doesn't stop it from being my first thought . I know that it shouldn't make a difference but my brain does say "well if you're constantly rubbing up on dudes and carrying on in a sexy manner is it really a huge deal if some dude grabs you ?" Makes me sad .

Anyway , at my new job there's a dude who looks like this (this isn't a picture of him but it's a very close likeness)



Not a hideous monster but clearly not an attractive fellow . He's in his mid 50s , basically a jerk , firmly middle class , definitely on the smarter side of the scale but thinks he's WAY smarter than he really is , somewhat of a bully to people he thinks he can get away with it with . And as far as I can tell he is banging young hot chicks on the reg . I've seen him with a couple different "girlfriends" none of whom I'm confident are old enough to drink legally and all of which are gorgeous . One of my co-workers said that this is a normal thing that has been going on for years .

You bump into these guys ever now and then , not attractive , not rich , shitty personality , and yet they've got women all over them . It's an interesting phenomena . Must be the kevorka . Or they're just sociopaths who are really good at manipulation .

Someone I was talking to the other day expressed regret that in a job that had when they were younger they sexually harassed a co-worker . And then they said "She sexually harassed me too but that doesn't negate what I did ?" Which didn't make sense to me because how can two people sexually harass each other - doesn't that mean they just want to bang ? But I thought about it and I suppose that it's possible . If you're harassing someone just to try and belittle them even if your attack vector is a sexual one that doesn't have to mean it's about sex . And they could retaliate in kind .

Doesn't seem like it would happen very often but it's possible .

The other day someone asked me if a Jedi could lift Thor's hammer (Mjolner) and the answer is obviously that it depends on the Jedi .

Qui-Gon Jin - Definitely
Obi-Wan Kenobi - When he was young for sure , old Ben maybe not
Yoda - I don't think so
Ahsoka Tano - Perhaps
Luke Skywalker - Nah

All other Jedi no chance .

Speaking of , in case you were wondering as I suspected it would Thor Ragnarok did indeed rock my face off . But there was NO Guardians of the Galaxy cameo . What the hell man ?

In conclusion one time I said those "suburban housewife was secretly a " stories that were popular for a while in the "news" are all BS (well not all it did happen once) but then a local woman got arrested for just that . A fairly well to do lady who's a bit of a know entity around town got busted for trading cold hard cash for sexy times . And because people need all the prurient details they mentioned that she was charging 200 bucks for a blowjob . Now I realize that she was just hooking on the side for laughs but if you're a full time sex worker and you're getting 2 bills per blowjob you have to be raking it in . Even if you only suck 1 dick a day only on weekdays that's 50 grand a year TAX FREE (in the sense that it's<b> illegal </font></b>income) which adjusts to the equivalent of 80k in normal salary - for literally minutes of work a week .

I'm not sure which I would be more jealous of , the money or the free time . Wait is jealous right or envious ? Whichever , you know what I mean .

Also who are these dudes that can blow 200 bucks so cavalierly ? It's a good thing I'm not a whoremonger because my cheapass ways would definitely have gotten me stomped by a or two by now .

When I (briefly) worked at the strip club in college some of the women working there gave handjobs in the back but I never asked how much it was . I'll always kick myself over that . I can't imagine it was much but then again at a strip club it's 14 bucks for a Miller Light so , you know .


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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
11/18/2017 5:58 pm

Frantic is a pretty good movie , but I found out it was directed by Roman Polanski so I guess it's on the list now

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superbjversion2 69F  
24388 posts
11/19/2017 10:10 am

Charm can outweigh looks but I wonder how much "repeat" banging that guy gets? Perhaps the women are only attractive on the outside and are glad for the attention. Just never know.

Where does flirting end and harassment begin?

The answer to all those questions is this ... I am Groot

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 11/19/2017 1:34 pm:
Groot no , you'll die . Anyone who doesn't cry at that scene is a monster

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