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8 pages behind I'm not sure why I've been posting so much lately - must be something with my monthly cycles . I could never put my finger on why but I always suspected that I wouldn't like Thomas Middleditch . And I was totally right . I tried to listen to part of an interview with him and the dude is a goofball - and not the good kind . More like that time Mitch Randler stood up in the middle of physic class and said "vagina" 22 times , ate a raw can of green beans and then started cornholing himself with a ruler . That's not comedy . Well it is but it's not funny . Well humor is subjective so maybe it was . Point is fuck that guy . He works at NAPA Auto Parts now . I noticed a trend this Halloween that a lot of groups were dressing up like the folks from the Office . I'm not sure why this is happening now 4 years after the series ended (and 6 years after it stopped being funny) but I can see why it would be a good option for the lazy , I mean all you do is wear your work clothes and slap on a nametag and you're done . The only costumes who were usually identifiable were Dwight and Pam - they had pretty distinct looks . Sometimes you could pick out a Jim if the dude had the right hair to make it look like whatever that sloppy style was . Strangely none of the 15-20 groups I saw had a Michael , I guess no one wants to dress up as the idiot boss . Also there were no Kellys or Stanleys - I tend to forget how whitebread Iowa is . Maybe because I work with a lot of people of color . My company has a LOT of issues but they are pretty diverse - except in management of course , that's wall to wall old white dudes . Anyway , what I wonder is if you're going to do an Office theme group costume thing and you have one black dude and one Indian lady is it "wrong" to expect them to be Stanley and Kelly ? And if you are said Indian lady or black dude how much would you care about that kind of thing ? And what if you're a black lady and they want you be to Stanley ? Is that a jerk move ? And now that I think about it if you're a fat guy does it bother you when people want you to be Kevin ? And if you're not fat and people say you should be Kevin does that mean they think you're a moron ? If they say you should be Meredith does that mean they think you're a giant slut ? Is there anything that can rip a group apart faster than a group costume brainstorming session ? The general census was that I should be Creed . With is mildly insulting but maybe accurate ?  Speaking of (not really) did I mention that there's a Golden Girls porn parody ? Because there totally is . SBJ said that I had to talk about<b> wrestling </font></b>more so here's something I was thinking about as I listened to my 15th<b> wrestling </font></b>podcast of the week . The WWE definitely messes people up , which makes sense , I imagine most people get into 'the biz" because they don't want a corporate gig which is what working for WWE is ; and it seems to go two ways . Dudes that just wanted to be wrestlers after the WWE fucks them over they stay in the biz and generally are happy . Dudes that just wanted to be wrestlers in WWE after they get fucked over usually quit the biz and are super bitter and angry . Also they were talking about famous backstage fights and what REALLY happened and they gave DDP a lot of flack for sucker punching Scott Steiner . Which I don't think is quite fair . If a dude is pushing up on your wife and you know you can't take him in a fair fight I feel like a sucker punch is totally fine . Seems like one of those no-win situations because if you do nothing your a pussy . If you fight the guy you get your ass kicked . If you sucker punch him you're also a pussy . I always wonder what the woman thinks in that kind of situation . Never get married I guess is the lesson . Thankfully I've not seen a lot of fights in my life sadly I would say 90% of the time the party who's "in the right" (as much as the term applies to someone willing to fight) gets beat down . SAW said that I had to talk about handjobs so here's my take on that . Not a fan generally (as most guys aren't I believe) but I will say that the most pleasurable orgasm I ever had was some a handjob . So I don't know what to believe . On that same topic I also don't really get excited about anal but again one of my most pleasurable orgasms ever was from anal . Granted when I pulled out my cock was all shitty so that was kind of a downer . But I didn't get an UTI so it all worked out .  I've had this picture in my blog file for a while , I don't remember why . Has anyone read the book Bladerunner ? Not the PK Dick novel that the movie Bladerunner is based on but the book titled Bladerunner which is totally separate . I wonder if it's any good . Also I kind of respect Ridley Scott for buying the rights to a book just because he thought the name was cool and wanted to use it for a movie based on a completed different book . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Tomorrow - Thor will Ragnarock all our faces off ! I didn't care much for the 1st Thor and I barely watched the second , but this one looks killer . Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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That lady kinda looks like buxilicious, from the neck up anyway. I get it that most hand jobs wouldn't feel great compared to your own hand - you've trained yourself to do exactly what's going to bring yourself over the edge and I think it would be hard for some other person to live up to that. That's why the combined hand job/BJ is better...because putting a mouth on your dick is NOT something most men can do by themselves.   
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Now 40 - just because I expect wrestling doesn't mean I want wrestling. I would let you pin me, though. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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see, that's my issue with anal. too much time spent cleaning up You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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