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Retro-fit the pudding hatch
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Retro-fit the pudding hatch Why does everyone think that I'm the sidekick ? Just because Smoosh is the one that's handsome and charming and everyone wants to be around and I'm the pear-shaped loudmouth doofus that people kind of like at first but then as time goes on I become more and more unbearable ? I guess that makes sense . By no American value is this situation justified . Nor moral code , ethical principal , piece of scripture or holy teaching can be summoned to defend what we have allowed to happen . If you can guess what I'm talking about you win an "I Love Cock" coffee mug ! Previously owned .  Did you know that vegans can have babies ? I didn't . I assumed they were sterile . A vegan I know just gave birth to<b> twins </font></b>and they were both nine pounds ! That doesn't seem right . This is the second time I'm writing this because my PC (which I still have because I am living in 2002) crashed - the first time was way meaner to vegans . But I decided that was unnecessary . They already get to eat nothing good , they don't need me making fun of them on top of that . The other day at work Big Boobs said that I and Matchdate von Jigglyboobs should go on a double take with her and her husband . The first thing that popped into my mind was "what's the point of a double date if you're not going to swing ?" But that is incorrect thinking because the opportunity to swing is only a very small part of the reason why you go on a double date . The main reason you go on a double date is so that you can hang out with someone of your own gender instead of your dumb man/woman and then you still get to go home and bang your man/woman - it's the dream , hang out with a friend , bone your spouse/date/whatever . The men talk about sports and oil cans and spearfishing the women talk about feelings and colors and baking cakes and then everyone goes home and takes a trip to pound town . The problem is while Big Boobs and I get along like a house on fire (what does that expression even mean ? ) her husband and I not so much . He's a real dude you know and I'm . . . whatever I am . A vondrook ? Point is we don't get on . So already the dynamic is screwed up - you can't go cross gender on a double date . But on top of that there's really know way to know if Big and Jiggy would get along . When you're thinking about introducing people with dudes you can kind of tell but with the ladies it's 100% a crapshoot - you have no idea what's going to happen . They might become BFFs , they might scratch each other's eyes out , they might make a quilt together , they might hack each other's twitter accounts , there's just no way to tell . I have to assume that between women there's just all kind of communication and interaction going on on levels I can't even perceive . I assume it's akin to the study that Watanabe and Takeda, in collaboration with Bullock and later expanded Walter Heiligenberg wherein they discovered that electric eels electric have the ability to electrolocate by analyzing the perturbations in its electric field and that when the frequency of a neighboring eel's current is very close (less than 20 Hz difference) to that of its own , they will avoid having their signals interfere through a behavior known as Jamming Avoidance Response . If the neighbor’s frequency is higher than the eel's discharge frequency , the eel will lower its frequency , and vice versa . The sign of the frequency difference is determined by analyzing the "beat" pattern of the incoming interference which consists of the combination of the two eel's discharge patterns . I used to have a high discharge frequency back in the day you know that I mean ? Honk-honk ! One time before sentencing a woman to 6 years in prison for stealing a purse a judge said this ; 'I agree that you were poor and scared when you did this violent hurtful thing and if you have been allowed to go on working five days a week at Old Country Buffet refilling soup pots and mopping up frozen yogurt spills none of us would be here right now . You might have been able to save enough to move into an apartment that was de-leaded and clean in a neighborhood without drug dealers and with safe schools . With time you might have been able to get the medical treatment your needs for his seizures and you could have even started taking night classes to become a nurse like you want . And who knows maybe you actually could have become a nurse , a real nurse with a uniform and everything . Then you really could give your a childhood that looked nothing like the one your mother gave you . If you did that you would walk around this cold city with your head held high and maybe you would come to feel that your are worth something and deserving of a man who could support you other than by lending you his pistol for a stick up or at least one that didn't break your door down in front of your and beat you . Maybe you would meet someone with a steady job and get married in a small church with your as your flower girl and your boy the ring bearer like you always dreamed . And from that day your groom would introduce you as 'my wife' . But that's not what happened . What happened was your hours were cut and your electricity was about to be shut off and you and your were about to be thrown out of your home and so you snatched someone's purse while your friend pointing a gun at them . And if it was poverty that caused this crime how's to say you don't do it again ? Because you were poor then and you're poor now . If we cannot pull the weed up by the roots we can at least cut it low at the stem . ' I'm not sure what to think about that . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Since we're (meaning you) wondering about the definition of archaic phrases what's up with "back in the day"? Which day? did you mean yesterday? or day time? maybe Doris Day? btw an I <3 Cock mug would make a great birthday present (mine's in May) Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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You are so right on about that double dating thing! Let the women entertain each other ( if they're not fighting ) while us guys talk about guy stuff. . Then bang'em when you get home. . Good deal!  But trying to guess how they'll react to each other is just that... a guess.  I sort of agree with the judge. . If you were willing to do the crime because your life seemed hopeless, why wouldn't you do it again when it's become even worse? . 
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goodatpoetry2.........you AGREE with the judge......I am beyond words. that judge who apparently ahs diahhrea of the mouth is a judgemental asshole with no soul and probably has never had a good blowjob in his life. deep breath. btw deuce what is a vondrook? You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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I know you just read that book about how poor people are screwed, but did you have to make all of the rest of us depressed along with you? Twins at 9 pounds apiece seems pretty dang improbable, although I'm sure it's happened SOMEwhere.   
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Makes you wonder sometimes when the "wise and honorable" open their mouths. Vive La Difference
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