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Well my husband didn't ejaculate for FOUR hours !
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Well my husband didn't ejaculate for FOUR hours ! The new ads are on here are for some patch that's supposed to let you (make you ? ) fuck for hours without splooging (as the say) . Is anyone really into that ? That's too much fucking . Seriously . I wonder what the side effects of the fuck for hours patch are . Did you know that balance , once more , is lost . Desperation turns honorable men despicable . There's no avoiding what it means to reject what seems so clear to the rest of us . I had a feeling . Many moons ago Norm McDonald (AKA the KFC Colonel) mentioned the porn movie Rambone on SNL . I just got that now . See because he's ramming his bone in all the pussies . All of them . Also it turns out that its also a particularly fearsome brand of dildo . The Rambone is 18 inches long with the width of a kola's neck . Due to its<b> enormous </font></b>size , it has handles at the end , and it is operated much like a jackhammer . Not for amateurs . As in " Ned and Mabel had hoped that the Rambone would bring a little pizzazz into their love life ; now they just hope that her pelvic bones will fuse back together properly ." Not to judge but if you're looking for dildo described as "fearsome" I think you might need many years of therapy . The thought occurred to me the other day that if you were out prostituting it might be fun and witty to wear a shirt that said "For sale by owner" . But then I realized that a t-shirt probably isn't very good attire . In other news the other day I saw some frat boys on the TV tooling around in their party bus chanting "no means yes , yes means anal" and I thought that the only way this kind of thing is going to stop is if women start attacking men - you know the way I mean . I'm not saying those dudes were all raapists but I am saying the fact that people of their ilk are so cavalier about the topic that it helps germinate the potential raapists out there . And the only way dues are going to quit clowning around about such a thing is there's a very real threat of it happening to them . I mean do you ever hear dudes cracking jokes about nut cancer ? Yes , but not nearly as much .  Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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If that's a mug with built in straw then you know what you can get me for Christmas. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Not interested in four hours, thank you very much (not even back when my lady parts were more flexible). Men on here who would brag about how they could "go forever"; to me that just seemed like a good indicator that they were no good at getting a lady off.  
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