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I had sex with three dudes today - but not in a gay way
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I had sex with three dudes today - but not in a gay way My AC has been out for a while . It hasn't really bothered me much because its been topping out in the 80's around these parts lately and that's not so hot . But it is a little steamy in here today . Its encouraged me to spend more time nude and reminded me how much I love it . Its too bad I'm a monster otherwise I'd nude it up a lot more . This morning when I was grocery shopping I was wearing my Reverse Flash t-shirt and I noticed a black dude wearing a Flash t-shirt . Our eyes locked . And we both knew it was on . We made sweet , sweet love right there in the "ethnic" aisle not because of anything gay , but because it was the right thing to do . I'm confident that when Gardner Fox and Harry Lampert created the Flash back in 1940 they knew that one day it would result in interracial homosexual (but not gay) lovin' . I wonder if there's a lot of interracial gay porn . But not very much .  Every time I post a picture like this I quickly delete the picture off my computer afterwards - because otherwise someone might think I was GAY ! I disappoint myself so much . I can tell you there's not a lot of interracial lesbian porn out there . Sadly . Speaking of porn , if you watch enough porn you see some pretty big dicks . But this morning (why have I been watching so much porn lately ? ) I saw a dude with one of the biggest dicks I've ever seen - and he was totally skinny . Honestly I bet his dick was half his body weight . It was thicker than his arm I you not . And he analized two<b> chicks </font></b>! The older one was totally into it . The younger one I think was re-thinking her life choices a little bit . The older one's always love it in the ass . I wonder why that is . Someone should do a study . And that someone should be me .  Speaking of disappointing yourself , we all know in our heart of hearts (hearts of hearts ? ) that we're hypocrites but when you're confronted with the evidence it always jarring . Just the other day I said to lady here on the Couples Dating "Hey baby , lets hump" even though I know she's married and my rule is "don't hump married chicks" . And when I thought "what about your rule 40 ?" My only response was "meh , whatever" . Makes me sad . I wish I was better . I assume most people do . I often tell people the only sensible way to live is without rules (because all my advice is in the form of Joker quotes) but I don't believe it . I have lots of rules . It works for me . Anyway , the second dude I banged was the dude who delivered my lunch food . Normally I always try to cook for myself because its usually slightly less poisony but its too damn hot in there for that . Anyway , the delivery dude say some Magic cards on my table and we got to chatting and one thing led to another - you know how it is . He wasn't very handsome but how often are you going to meet a gay Magic player ? I don't even know . Maybe all the time . Although if you play Magic in high school you will be called gay a lot . Even if you're not . Which you aren't probably . I remember that I wrote an "erotic" short story but I don't remember what it was about . It was the title of my last post (Nuns versus amazons) that reminded me of it . I think it did involve some kind of lady organization attacking a convent looking for sex slaves (as one does) but it wasn't amazons . Biker<b> chicks </font></b>maybe ? I don't know . I'm sure it was awesome though , because if there's one thing men are good at writing about its female sexuality (and slaves) . They were wearing masks I remember that . And the leader had a cape . Maybe they were supervillainesses of some kind . I don't remember them having powers though . I saw an article about the 10 best female supervillains the other day and they were all terrible . Also they had Catwoman as #1 , which is dumb because she's not even a villain . Half of them were just the female version of a great male villain which is lame as shit . I'm tempted to say that Harly Quinn is my favorite supervillian but since she's basically the female version of the Joker I'm kind of undercutting my owe "lame as shit" saying . So instead I'll say Nanny because she is legitimately evil . Comic bad guys are like wrestling bad guys a lot of the time - they're only the bad guy because they're against the good guy . But Nanny is pretty messed up for mainstream comics .  I've said it before and I'll say it again , it feels super weird to wear shoes and socks when you're otherwise naked . And finally , did you know that the original title of "License to Ill" was "Don't Be A Faggot" ? I didn't . That's not cool man . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Your title says sex with THREE dudes but you only told us about 2! This is false advertising and I want a refund! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Like intenda, I am enjoying the picture immensely. And I'm glad you're (sorta) in touch with your gay side.   
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I've never had a problem finding interracial porn of any type. Even Bridgette the Midget has done IR lesbian porn as well as straight IR porn. Interracial watersports is a bit tougher to find. And there are vast quantities of interracial porn that doesn't involve white people just in case you want to watch Eskimos and people from India doing it. Jonah Falcon has been on the internews lately. He plans to donate his 13.5 inch pecker to the Icelandic Penis Museum {that's real. I swear I'm not making it up}. He did clarify by saying that he would wait until after he dies to make the donation. My AC has also been out. The Waterloo/Cedar Falls area is about 2hrs north of you. It's been in the 80's here and I've been miserable. I've been hanging out more in the basement, but it's rather boring there. Rules are important, you can't break them if you don't have them. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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Oh that's right. I found it quite by accident. A coworker had told me about a clip with a chimp and frog and a reply clip with Kermit. I searched frog sex and found more than I realized existed. There are some categories I've never heard of before. Speculating on what they might be was more entertaining than actually finding out. Sometimes sex is like that. It's an alphabetical index and the "Friends" are other alphabetical indexes. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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I think the bots edited out my reference to a site. My previous post looks a tad more incoherent than usual. I guess I'll just say frogsex and let you search for it. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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