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Bend over and prepare for a pride obliterating ass fucking
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Bend over and prepare for a pride obliterating ass fucking "Having sexuality is great. Loving sex is great. But when you let sex become your identity, you reduce yourself to a use or a user." Some dude , lets say Charles Groden I say it every year , it creeps me out when porn sites shoot MILF advertisements at me around mother's day . That's just messed up . mother's day is not one of the sexy holidays like Flag Day . Stop it already . As you all know I like all of Jacks White's various projects - and he seems like an okay dude in general but kind of weird and maybe a little dickish . Lately I've been listening to Dead Weather a lot . I really like that song "The Difference Between Us" but the more I hear it the more it seems like it might be kind of rapey . I was going to post some lyrics and talk about it , but honestly , who cares ? Oh right , I do . The other day an ex lady friend of mine sent me this picture .  It is not a picture of her for the record . No subject , not message , just this picture . What the hell do you think that is about ? As you all know I'm one of those fat guys you hear about on the TV and radio . And my gal pal isn't a small lady either . Its never been an issue , but the other night when we were "going at it" the bed was issuing some alarming creaks . Remember when you were a and your aunt used to take you out to Alarming Creek ? And it was cool until that one time when you were 14 you wore a two pieces and that old dude was looking at you weird . Nothing happened but you just never really wanted to go again . So anyway I guess we need to start having sex on a pile of blankets on the floor like animals . But on the plus side afterwards we can make a blanket fort . Which will be fun . I don't know if she was in a bad mood or I was or were both were but that whole night just had a bad vibe to it . It didn't help that while we were doing "it" she said "this is new" which we all know is woman code for "what are you doing you idiot ? it feels like my body is being probed by aliens you moron , stop it right now" . Come to think of it that's what most things translate to in woman code . And I wasn't even doing anything weird . Then she started complaining about how none of the other dudes she has sex with will "go down" and then when I said "at least I got that going for me" she kind of rolled her eyes at me . When I asked her what that was about she ignored me . I'm telling you man , it was a bad scene all around . After she left I had to hate jack off a few times so I could clear my mind and get to sleep . Speaking of<b> cunnilingus </font></b>(which why was there never a Bond girl named Connie Lingus ? ) it bums me out that I worked really hard for years to get really mediocre at oral sex and now all women care about is deep dicking . Stupid Men's Health magazine telling me that most women don't orgasm without clitoral stimulation . Clitoral Stimulation would be an okay band name . I haven't complained about work for a while . There used to be hundreds of printers all over the place but they took those all away and installed one printer right by my desk for the whole floor to use . Which is annoying somewhat in and of itself to have people bustling around my desk all day , but what makes it really annoying is I get asked all the questions about how to use the printer just because I happen to sit near it . I have another story about work but I'm not going to bother because no one would believe it anyway . People often ask me if my stories about work are true anyway and this one is really out there . The thing is none of them seem that weird to me . In other news I heard the new Godzilla movie isn't so great . Which is a bummer . Also they said Godzilla was fat . Which is mean .  Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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The first thing that comes to mind is re: the picture - based on the wetness pattern that chick seriously needs something for over-active bladder. Send her a coupon for some Depends. Secondly - I fully support the information in your Men's Health magazine. Thirdly - I bet Connie Lingus was thought of but Pussy Galore was chosen instead. Fourthly - I am really looking forward to your Flag Day post. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Like the pic.. not sure why, maybe its the earrings.
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