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You found me beautiful once As I was coughing myself inside out today I was reminded of a time some years ago when I was having intercourse with a lady and she started coughing violently . Being the class act that I am I stopped the coitaling and waited until her a forced exhalation against a closed glottis was complete . "Are you okay ?" I inquired boobily . "Why did you stop ?" She countered incredulously . Why indeed ? I think what we need instead of sex ed (which is worthless at best and frightening at worst) what we need is sex etiquette . What do you do if you partner starts coughing ? is it ever okay to look at your watch during sex ? If you lick someone's asshole one time and they like it does that give you carte blanche in the whole asshole area ? These are the questions we need answered . I mean honestly sex ed<b> teachers </font></b>, what good do you think showing a picture of untreated gonorrhea does anyone ? I find it interesting that most sex etiquette "articles" you find the internet are specifically either for dudes or ladies - isn't it all kind of universal ? I thought this was the 20th century , or at least the 19th . Here's one I found really weird ; 8. Not offering sleepwear. If we’ve learned anything positive from The Situation, it’s that a woman likes to be offered something comfortable to wear while sleeping over. An old — but laundered! — T-shirt is much appreciated. Really ? Is this a thing ? I'm supposed to keep clothes around for a woman who may or may not appear in my bed some day ? Seems odd to me , but then what the hell do I know ? In other news as I'm sure you've all heard they're removing wrestling from the Olympics - which is a shame because I like wrestling but I get it , its not the most popular sport . The other day when we were chatting about his one of my co-workers said "At least they don't do it in the nude anymore , that shows progress ." WRONG . That's the problem . If wrestling was still done in the nude it would totally not only be in the Olympics but be incredible popular . Especially if they brought in women's wrestling . Am I right or am I right ?  And finally , I keep getting e-mails about how 40 horny milfs are waiting for me . That's honestly too many horny milfs . Way to many . Cut back on the milfs and then give me a call . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I have a handle on that one - if anyone farts during sex you stop and never see each other again . Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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That's why I generally arrange for any encounters to happen at MY house - because after a respectable interval of nude cuddling, I do like to put my pajamas on. Pajama party!! I know wearing pajamas isn't very sexy, but not being able to sleep because you're freezing doesn't make me feel sexy, either. Or the converse - being hot and having your legs stick to each other sweatily. I hate that feeling. Don't keep a clean t-shirt around for me - I want a pair of XL pajama pants please.   
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That's why I generally arrange for any encounters to happen at MY house - because after a respectable interval of nude cuddling, I do like to put my pajamas on. Pajama party!! I know wearing pajamas isn't very sexy, but not being able to sleep because you're freezing doesn't make me feel sexy, either. Or the converse - being hot and having your legs stick to each other sweatily. I hate that feeling. Don't keep a clean t-shirt around for me - I want a pair of XL pajama pants please. Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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