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Super Snack Sneak  

purpletrashcan 58F
9309 posts
7/12/2010 12:29 pm

Last Read:
8/2/2010 8:04 pm

Super Snack Sneak


I went to visit my bestest best friend in prison this past weekend. First time I had been there since I got sick. First time I was faced with the metal detector since I got my pacemaker. My doctors told me to make sure I carry my card with me if I am in a situation involving a metal detector since I would set it off........at the prison they said I could NOT go through the metal detector with a pacemaker. Hmmmmmm.......more proof of how little doctors actually share with their patients.

On the way back home I was getting pretty darn hungry having eaten nothing up to that point. Well, with all the FOOD POLICE in my house ( and boyfriend) I thought I would be all sneaky - like and slip in to the Chinese restaurant undetected and just make sure it was all gone before the old man got home.

Half of Trailer Towne was there!

OMG!

I was SO busted!

Well, Chinese food is most certainly not on the list of accepted foods for purp, but in my defense I did choose "Chicken and Mushrooms" on rice which is a smidge better than my old fave "General Tso's Chicken"

It is!

Really!

Hey! The chicken is not breaded or deep fried.

I swear I could go to ten places and never see a soul I know but step foot in the forbidden Chinese restaurant and BAM!

If that were not bad enough my layed it on thick last night asking me if I was "listening" when that commercial came on TV where the guy says he wishes he would have done more about his cholesterol.............

P.S. Guilt did NOT make the food taste bad! So there!

What evil Chinese food is your fave?


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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
8/2/2010 8:04 pm

    Quoting hippiechick1967:
    I like salt and pepper shrimp, chicken and broccoli, and fried wontons. Yum.
Oh that sounds so yummy right now! I am fasting for a test tomorrow.

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hippiechick1967 60F  
13154 posts
7/24/2010 12:14 pm

I like salt and pepper shrimp, chicken and broccoli, and fried wontons. Yum.

Elevate me...


purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
7/14/2010 3:00 pm

    Quoting nil_a_wafer:
    Mongolian Beef!!!! yum yum..

    Teriakki chicken yummy yum..

    Spicy Chicken ..double yum..

    And the Doll of a dish that been serving it to me at my fav spot for ten years. Fine Momma..yummy too.
Excellent choices you pervert! LOL The waitress always asks me "How you do my friend?"

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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
7/14/2010 2:57 pm

    Quoting charliesexangel:
    Always depends on where we go. Buffet fave is Five Peppered Chicken and gotta have lots of crab cheese rangoons! When we order take-out, I love spicy Szechwan Chicken with Peanuts or Cashew Chicken with chicken fried rice the best.
Oh those crab rangoons are wicked good! And.......they are so bad! LOL I love spicy szechwan as well

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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
7/14/2010 2:50 pm

    Quoting  :

Sounds delicious!

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nil_a_wafer 76M

7/14/2010 5:19 am

Mongolian Beef!!!! yum yum..

Pepper steak.. yummy yum..

Spicy Chicken ..double yum..

And the Doll of a dish that been serving it to me at my fav spot for ten years. Fine Momma..yummy too.

"All Da Asian Good For You , Joe"

I'm a Real sucker for nipples
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nil_a_wafer 76M

7/14/2010 5:17 am

Mongolian Beef!!!! yum yum..

Teriakki chicken yummy yum..

Spicy Chicken ..double yum..

And the Doll of a dish that been serving it to me at my fav spot for ten years. Fine Momma..yummy too.

I'm a Real sucker for nipples
Originator of the Cock Salad


charliesexangel 61F
2936 posts
7/13/2010 4:03 pm

Always depends on where we go. Buffet fave is Five Peppered Chicken and gotta have lots of crab cheese rangoons! When we order take-out, I love spicy Szechwan Chicken with Peanuts or Cashew Chicken with chicken fried rice the best.

Fondly, Charlie's ex


purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
7/13/2010 1:58 pm

    Quoting mediumWalter:
    Whenever I do a Chinese buffet, I get a little bit of everything.
    I rarely go out for Chinese, though.

    I eat Vietnamese all the time, however--at least 2 to 4 times a week. I get a variety of things. The four things I get the most are the vermicelli bun with grilled chicken, pan-fried squid with jalapenos, a Vietnamese grilled chicken sandwich with a variety of hot peppers and fried eggplant.

    I eat Indian food--my second favorite--about twice a month to once a week. Again, it's the buffet, so a variety.

    What I don't eat at all are dairy products. I try to minimize eating red meat (I'll only eat grass fed beef).
Vietnamese sounds yummy.......I like all the Asian spices. Indian food on the other hand I could definitely leave. Found out I don't like curry.

Good for you on minimizing the red meat.

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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
7/13/2010 1:36 pm

Excellent choice

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mediumWalter 47M
4236 posts
7/13/2010 1:32 pm

Whenever I do a Chinese buffet, I get a little bit of everything.
I rarely go out for Chinese, though.

I eat Vietnamese all the time, however--at least 2 to 4 times a week. I get a variety of things. The four things I get the most are the vermicelli bun with grilled chicken, pan-fried squid with jalapenos, a Vietnamese grilled chicken sandwich with a variety of hot peppers and fried eggplant.

I eat Indian food--my second favorite--about twice a month to once a week. Again, it's the buffet, so a variety.

What I don't eat at all are dairy products. I try to minimize eating red meat (I'll only eat grass fed beef).

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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
7/13/2010 1:25 pm

    Quoting Extramist:
    I like vegetable stir fry. I am always queesy about meat options at oriental places after I found out that the chef at a local place had frozen rats and skinned cats in the kitchen. There are no animals that look like vegetables.
LOL......well.......veggies are good for you anyway, eh?

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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
7/13/2010 1:22 pm

    Quoting  :

Man after my own heart!

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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
7/13/2010 1:07 pm

    Quoting  :

Yummy! Crab rangoons..........mmmmmm........but, I don't have those any more.

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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
7/13/2010 1:03 pm

    Quoting alohagrl2:
    I second Vern, now I have a craving! I love sesame chicken, spring rolls (they do seem lighter than regular egg rolls if that matters), and CRAB RANGOON but only if they don't make it sweetlike they tend to do - just the cream cheese/krab mixture. I can eat a whole appetizer myself of those. nomnomnom.... Oh yeah, shame on you!
LOL......sorry for inducing evil chinese food cravong..... Crab rangoons.........mmmmmmmm.........yum, but I don't have them any more.

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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
7/13/2010 12:58 pm

    Quoting  :

Have not had much Korean........but I like Thai

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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
7/13/2010 12:56 pm

    Quoting BasalWrathBone:
    All I am going to say is MSG.....Mono Sodium Glutimate.


I hear ya.......POISON! Thats why I call Chinese food evil. I rarely indulge now.

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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
7/13/2010 12:54 pm

    Quoting  :

I hear ya sister! I used to eat Chinese food once/week now it is like once avery month or two and I try to make better choices but I do realize there is MSG in every dish they make.

My daughter saked me "would you rather I just didn't care what happened to you?" and I sadi "YES!" LOL Kidding of course.

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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
7/13/2010 12:37 pm

    Quoting 469tall:
    I like so much of Chinese food it is hard to pick just one.

    hot and sour soup
    Mongolian stir fry
    Happy Family (beef, chicken, pork, shrimp, scallops and vegetables)
    lo mein
    Mongolian Beef (if not too spicy)
    Won Ton Soup
    Cashew Chicken
    Moo Goo Gai Pan
    Moo Shu Pork

    And this is why I end up in Chinese buffets so often. LOL

    Actually the guilt makes it taste better, doesn't it?
Another reason to like ya Tall.......

I used to have Chinese once/week but now it is only once every month or two and I have chosen a wee bit different food. Back in the good ole days I LOVED General Tso's, Mongolian Beef, Hunan Chicken, and Hot and Sour Soup.

Mmmmmmmm....... a tall order of guilt please.......LOL tastes good, eh?

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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
7/13/2010 12:34 pm

    Quoting  :

I hear ya. I don't ever use soy sauce but there is MSG in the sauce of nearly every dish they make. Beef, mushrooms, and snow peas sounds yummy!

LOL.......sorry to induce an evil Chinese food craving!

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rm_veroxxxfun 60M
6326 posts
7/13/2010 9:53 am

Sweet and sour pork, with fried rice!!

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Extramist 66M
14079 posts
7/12/2010 10:50 pm

I like vegetable stir fry. I am always queesy about meat options at oriental places after I found out that the chef at a local place had frozen rats and skinned cats in the kitchen. There are no animals that look like vegetables.

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alohagrl2 58F
4615 posts
7/12/2010 5:02 pm

I second Vern, now I have a craving! I love sesame chicken, spring rolls (they do seem lighter than regular egg rolls if that matters), and CRAB RANGOON but only if they don't make it sweetlike they tend to do - just the cream cheese/krab mixture. I can eat a whole appetizer myself of those. nomnomnom.... Oh yeah, shame on you!

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BasalWrathBone 76M

7/12/2010 1:45 pm

All I am going to say is MSG.....Mono Sodium Glutimate.


469tall 76M
16824 posts
7/12/2010 1:25 pm

I like so much of Chinese food it is hard to pick just one.

hot and sour soup
Mongolian stir fry
Happy Family (beef, chicken, pork, shrimp, scallops and vegetables)
lo mein
Mongolian Beef (if not too spicy)
Won Ton Soup
Cashew Chicken
Moo Goo Gai Pan
Moo Shu Pork

And this is why I end up in Chinese buffets so often. LOL

Actually the guilt makes it taste better, doesn't it?



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